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Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23130) - you deserved it (4642)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by Tori Pearson - Canada (Ontario)

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Look on the bright side...you got internet access! Fuck everything else!

#2 - On 06/27/2011 at 6:04am by MtnDew32

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1) Drain the tent
2) Eat the racoon
3) Swim out and fetch the fucking boat instead of whinging.

Problem solved.

#13 - On 06/27/2011 at 6:28am by ambowew

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