Holidays: Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all...

By Tori Pearson - 27/06/2011 04:21 - Canada

Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML

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Lost

By p-man - 27/08/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML

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Nice friends you got there

By Schrewt - 24/01/2010 08:50 - France

Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 06:00 - United States - New Rochelle

Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML

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Nature is so wonderful!

By Anonymous - 15/10/2019 18:03

Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML

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By angry - 22/06/2010 07:47 - Australia

Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML

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Nature is healing

By KeysToHappiness - 16/08/2015 12:39 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was kayaking with my family for my birthday when we tipped over while going down a rocky cascade. My husband badly cut up his arm, and my car keys and my phone both went for a swim and never returned. Great birthday. FML

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By Danielle - 10/06/2012 19:19 - Canada - Aldergrove

Today, it's day two of my family's camping trip. Despite the weather, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until the can opener broke. My husband is stubbornly insisting that we live off cereal and peanut butter for another five days. FML

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Good boy

By PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML

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The call of the wild

By not outdoorsy - 10/07/2020 14:02

Today, I haven’t been camping since I was a kid. I decided to give it another shot. I bought all the best equipment, researched all the great locations, planned a whole weekend. Turns out I still fucking hate camping and now I’m out over $400. FML

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Close call

By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML

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MtnDew32 0

Monday 27 June 2011 12:04

Look on the bright side...you got internet access! **** everything else!

KennKenn 0

Monday 27 June 2011 12:05

Should call for help instead of posting this.

Comments

tinybear93 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:12

you suck at camping then.

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 27 June 2011 19:27

That's why people invented houses. YDI

rebecca_marie_21 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:23

Well you have your phone apparently because you are posting on FML so call someone...

stephy2lee 2

Monday 27 June 2011 20:46

people, maybe they already called for help or something!

EZ2XLR8 7

Monday 27 June 2011 21:11

Camping is for people who can't afford homes. How the hell did you write on FML if you're camping??? Usually if you're camping... you don't bring electronics. Wtf. YDI.

sherriebaby 0

Monday 27 June 2011 21:31

Dump out the damn tent and sleep under the stars for once in your life and obviously if a racoon got in your food you didnt take the proper steps to protect it from the like of bears moron! so go buy some more food and put in in an enclosed area up high for BEARS SAKE! And start swimming get and extra tent stake and rope your boat to it until you can get your ancor. your life aint shit!