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Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28905) - you deserved it (2805)

On 06/11/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by Macy (woman) - Italy (Lazio)

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And you wonder why you're addicted to toast.

#2 - On 06/11/2011 at 6:25pm by every1luvsboners

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maybe you should explain to her that toasters, are for toast.

#3 - On 06/11/2011 at 6:25pm by holagranola

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