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Man or woman?

Yesterday, I lost track of timehile rocking out, butt-nakd, to Kelly Clarkson an Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of mah metalhead friends had let themselves in mah house an were on the lower level laughing there butts off at me fir 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17851) - you deserved it (59563)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

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you spent HALF AN HOUR doing this?

#4 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:07am by PTERONOPHOBIA

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(I wonder what the response would be if you were a woman rather than a man...)

Thumbs up man. You should never feel bad or embarrassed about the music you enjoy, and I am sure we all feel like doing that sort of thing sometimes.

And certainly not FYL. Just friendly joking around by the sounds of it. :)

#13 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:17am by Weevil

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