Miscellaneous: Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to...

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:07

you spent HALF AN HOUR doing this?

Weevil_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:17

(I wonder what the response would be if you were a woman rather than a man...) Thumbs up man. You should never feel bad or embarrassed about the music you enjoy, and I am sure we all feel like doing that sort of thing sometimes. And certainly not FYL. Just friendly joking around by the sounds of it. :)

Comments

ohhhhey 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:06

hahaha, that's great.

thegirlnextdoorr 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:49

Very great ;D Next time, rock a little softer! FYL?

stevenJB 25

Monday 27 February 2012 5:30

METALHEAD FOREVER m/

capslockisgood 19

Friday 13 July 2012 22:00

Lost a finger?

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:06

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Show it anyway

Shihaby 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:06

That's what you get for listening to gay music!

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:07

you spent HALF AN HOUR doing this?

padlarf 14

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:08

Am I the only one with a vision of Michelle Branch and Kelly Clarkson taking a shower together?

Lone_Wolf_099 5

Monday 3 May 2010 12:29

not anymore and I dont even know who michelle branch is.

Dante1337 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:38

... would that be a good thing or a bad thing. Kelly clarksons gained some weight. so she ain't as hot anymore

hopiee 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:09

Naked :|

SmexiiBacon 8

Monday 18 June 2012 4:25

He was In the shower... What, are you telling me you DON'T shower nekkid?

maXairMike 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:13

At least he's man enough to admit it. ;) Gotta say, I enjoy my share of Kelly, but I definitely wouldn't be rocking out naked to Since U Been Gone or Hazel Eyes. What's even more odd is a car full of guys driving down the highway windows down and blasting Kelly Clarkson and singing along. Yes, I was one of the guys in that car. Sometimes you just have to be a little odd and crazy. Side note: Kelly Clarkson takes up only 50MB out of 25GB of music on my iPod, so I believe my man status is still intact.