[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (13100) - you deserved it (44506)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

More FMLs?

Fitz's life also sucks
Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines,...

strawberrypuff's life also sucks
Today, I found out nobody in my family wants to come to my college graduation. I spent 4 years and $60,000 to...

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to superglue a couple quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!