Miscellaneous: Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to...

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:07

you spent HALF AN HOUR doing this?

Weevil_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:17

(I wonder what the response would be if you were a woman rather than a man...) Thumbs up man. You should never feel bad or embarrassed about the music you enjoy, and I am sure we all feel like doing that sort of thing sometimes. And certainly not FYL. Just friendly joking around by the sounds of it. :)

Comments

Ae_hunt 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:28

I've got it! Download the metal covers of all of your favorite fem tunes and you're in the clear! That's what my little brother does...and...in some cases...I do.

rxysurfbum07 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:39

LOL @ #12. Gotta love The 40-year-old Virgin.

xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:41

you can't use the term "rocking out" and Kelly Clarkson in the same sentence. YDI

dykeinlove 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:44

haha thats awesome. i love kelly clarkson. go you!

helios_rex 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:45

Nothing wrong with Michelle Branch... Not sure about Kelly Clarkson. At least you're not listening to the Jonas Brothers or Hannah Montana, THAT would be super GAY!

summersong89 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:47

LOL!! I got a good chuckle out of this one.. Kelly Clarkson or Michelle Branch aren't too bad, like #58 said, and at least it wasn't Hannah Montana or Jonas Brothers. haha