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Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37712) - you deserved it (3231)

On 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm - misc - by Username - United States

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you tell your dad no she wont... its your car u bought it with ur money... unless she's going to make the insurance payments on it for u and full cover it so if she wrecks it she replaces it

#3 - On 06/06/2011 at 2:55am by redmnky21

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If you want to get even report it stolen.

#11 - On 06/06/2011 at 2:57am by Midnite_2raw

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