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Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8681) - you deserved it (58015)

On 05/21/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by aridaley - United States (Colorado)

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Never drink alcohol again, please. You obviously can't handle it.
YDI.

#1 - On 05/22/2011 at 3:19am by Doortje

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Even intoxicated, why the hell would you want an ex's name tattooed on you? That's a different level than piss drunk stupid.

#2 - On 05/22/2011 at 3:20am by shellzy

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