Great idea

By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
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Doortje 29

Never drink alcohol again, please. You obviously can't handle it. YDI.

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shellzy 20

Even intoxicated, why the hell would you want an ex's name tattooed on you? That's a different level than piss drunk stupid.

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rmbennin 10

Just find a guy that's name is spelled that way! ;D

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Riemurasia 0

Damn, if you're that stupid (even while it was in a drunk mood) I wouldn't ever want to get a tattoo from you... You're really messed up.

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Living_Loving 6

No offense to the OP but you really did deserve it if you can't even spell 'spelled' correctly. It is 'spelt' not 'spelled'.

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Zombieslayer1 0

#5 and some of the rest of us covered that. They are both words but it just depends on what form of English your used to using.

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Zombieslayer1 0

Hey, it could have been a lot worse. You could have woken up to find "I ****** Matt Damon" on your thigh.

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shmeetak 0

I do tattoos on myself ... but I'm not that stupid to do tattoos while I've been drinking. and I think you may need a babysitter when you drink. YDI

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sleepydeath 4

you do have the other option of tattoo removal but it's really painful u can smell the skin burning but it's better than living with a mark that was a mistake

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juliette320 0

just get it covered up with a better tattoo. and maybe rethink your career choice, that way you won't put stupid shit on your body in permanent ink..

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Doc, rye bother getting all hopped up about it? You oat to save your breath. We quinoa-t expect the barley literate to use a dictionary. They won't change just to appeas us; they'll stay amaizingly dumb lentil they realize the cold, hard flax: Ignorance is a tough row to plow.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

That was supposed to be a reply. I feel sorghum right now.

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juliette320 0

I'm honestly confused right now. (:

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monnanon 13

Shes using different versions of grain to replace words because spelt is a kind of wheat as well as how we say spelled in Britain and possibly some other places.

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