Nature is healing

By squirrels69ing - 22/05/2011 01:00 - United States

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Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML
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jewknowit710 2

some one is jealous that they arent getting any action... lol

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aleclikestacos 8

you should have honked to save them from getting hit by another car and also to save you time.

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cocobulla1 4

ah! what a beautiful thing! humping squirrels! nothing gets better than that! *sarcasm*

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Matty1188 6

Why is it gross? That's how all warm blooded animals reproduce.

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cocobulla1 4

it's like publicly getting it on... but add lots and lots of fur....ew

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Zya_fml 8

18 - Hello, I'm sorry I didn't make squirrels as intelligent as humans. Your best friend, God.

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cocobulla1 4

lmaoooooooo it's okay, do better next time!

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seenyou 3

it's very normal for animals to get it on publically . do you think they care about you watching them ?

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

I hope you recorded it for later. and if you didn't have a recording device at least save it in your wank bank.

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13yearoldboy 0

5 minutes?? I woulda whipped out some popcorn and a pair of binoculars! lol

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cocobulla1 4

lmao and taped it, for proof, not for any other reasons....

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Just for the record, I'm surprised someone didn't try to run them over...

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DrJesse 10

18,have you never had sex in public? thats the best way to do it.

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Lapy_fml 0

Hey God, thanks a whole bunch for rapturing me.

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

I need to give to thanks for Satan for rapturing me as well. Hail Satan!

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Kn0wledge123 21

Did this remind anyone else if that rat sex scene from Bad Boys 2?

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lunaXXdennice 0

this reminds me of one day I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys having sex and a five year old asked 'daddy why are they fighting?' and his dad was gone ^^so while I was helping him go get help I had to explain him everything... -.- I was a teacher for 6 minutes

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aleclikestacos 8

you should have honked to save them from getting hit by another car and also to save you time.

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cooluc 0

Ok, really? 'There' isn't even a homonym of 'They'.

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daltreix 3

WHY DONT WE DO ITTT IN TE ROOOADDD?

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monkeebalz 0

i would have kicked her out on the road and ran all three of their asses over

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JacksonCampbell 9

Or just get out and chase 'em away....

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Ihatecupcakes17 0

Lol!! Some girls at my school joked about that!

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jewknowit710 2

some one is jealous that they arent getting any action... lol

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jackalope069 0

that's what I said, she's just jealous they last longer than her ( and maybe her boyfriend )

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alex1432 9

or that their partner doesn't last as long

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gamenick94 1

you spelled someone wrong

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doom2 8

well.. that's how the life cycle works. though I'm sorry your mom made you watch.

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iReadFmlsFml 0

Maybe OP's mom is hinting something? :P

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Tay_dertot 0

what's op and pm stand for on fmylife,?

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lolwutguy 0

op means optical pretender and pm means penis massage

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Zya_fml 8

At least she was right about the sex part..

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KaanTech 0

let get this right op's mother forced op to watch squrriel **** ??? yea sex part is ok but cmon who wants to watch ANY animal sex with your mother ?

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CEG3 0

Is your mom ok dude? Because that's something you don't see everyday. lmao

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Doortje 29

Oh noes, 5 whole minutes? What a waste of precious time. Just enjoy the squirrelfucking dude, maybe even get some inspiration.

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sweetkitty26 0

that's sad.. not even all humans lat 5 minutes I guess squirrels got better stamina then us..oh wat duh they're squirrels.. they practically defy gravity Squirrels are awesome.

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FYLDeep 25

You should have just reached over and honked the horn. If you're quick about it, I doubt your mom could stop you.

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7rafe7 0

well you can say the same thing to her when youre prego

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KristinaKreme 0

I think a better comment would be when he gets someone else pregnant. :)

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katsteak 0

thats why it would have been beautiful cause he got prego (:

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