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Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47625) - you deserved it (7439)

On 05/04/2009 at 1:19pm - misc - by JulieKid (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Okay, let me explain it. The OP started to slip on ice, and tried to prevent herself from falling by grabbing the car. Unfortunately, the hand that was grabbing the car had the car keys in that. This means that the OP, when making grabbing motions, effectively scratched her car with the keys, causing a "keyed car" effect.

OP fell and damaged her paint job.

And other hemispheres have winter at different times than others, so it's possible for the OP to be somewhere snowy.

#13 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:16pm by chasing_adalia

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*hands #2 a "get" to make his comment a sentence*

#3 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:02pm by airandfingers

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