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Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML


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On 05/08/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by jackpot - Venezuela

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Ah that's just him claiming the spot, better luck next time!

#1 - On 05/09/2011 at 2:36am by soiheardyoufaile

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Did you wait? Maybe he picks up after himself. He might have had some hobo shit bags, kind of like the dog baggies and cleaned it right up for your pretty little car.

#14 - On 05/09/2011 at 2:54am by hockeyrocks39

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