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Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10347) - you deserved it (29689)

On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States

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Go out, learn some more names...at the various pubs and bars. Don't limit yourself to one cashier. ;D

#5 - On 05/02/2011 at 5:52am by Longing

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Get some self control

#1 - On 05/02/2011 at 5:48am by Beebow

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