Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a friend asked me to help him get rid of a girl who would't stop texting him. It worked perfectly. Now she's texting me nonstop. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I asked my husband for the 1000th time to stop texting a woman he used to be friends with in high school, with whom he recently reconnected, and that I’m feeling neglected in this marriage. He responded by saying, “Fine! I guess I can’t have any friends then!” and took a hammer to his phone, breaking it. FML
Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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SnowFlakeInAK 7
Sounds like you need to upgrade to unlimited texting!
beckymu 4
good friend you have there...
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Comments (270)
bowlingstar 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
hahaha
tesuan 0
12: thanks for putting a meaningful comment instead of a short, obvious play at first comment like "hahaha" *cough*
L3Paparazzo 7
maybe its karma
urdirtyolduncle 15
That's 20 bucks there
chic_babydoll97 0
I do that all the time(: it's really fun
flickyourbic1223 7
Probably because your mommy still pays your phone bill. :/
bowlingstar 1
would you rather I just simply said, "First!!!"???
adhdkid411 0
yo 12 you just named my cell phone plan exactly .. haha
livin_plur 0
176 I looove ur makeup!!
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
u don't even need unlimited there are plans that have free incoming Txts and limited out going
bosfan5 4
yes...
lmtlmt 7
Wait wtf? ur telling me in America you have to pay to receive texts?? LOL
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
That's what I was thinking! Like, what the hell? lolol
Heliol 8
You only have to pay for texts received if you open them, although on some phones it can be really confusing for some people to get it to where you can delete them easily without opening it.
GavinRoskamp 0
That's why you switch to U.S. Cellular. Unlimited free incoming calls, texts, MMS. Even though that doesn't matter for me because I have unlimited texting like every other sane human being.
MissBoo111 21
ughh I hate that network it runs through AT&T and there cell network ducks!!! thank god the iPhone came over to Verizon!!! but yah what I would have done was either IMMEDiATLY call the company and change the plan or hand your asshole of a friend the bill.
fury1031 10
We would rather you said nothing at all.
MrMonkey87 9
Grow up please
coolkat77 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I love doing that to people!!! but Ik it sucks
ur2nvthis85 3
should be more respectful
BULLETFORMYVALEN_fml 0
why its funni:D
franniedottp 8
3- lighten up, it's just a little bit of fun
shellzy 20
Oh yeah it's so much fun when you don't have to pay for it. Selfishness and lack of consideration for others is AWESOME!!
rocketeer_97 1
28- you do not need to be on here
ravedevour 0
54- I see no age policy, but thirteen is a little young... where are the parents?
bluebell707 13
that's hilarious
InsidiousChild 0
wow it's funny to a limit
niinjablast 0
83- exactly. fml wants all people to enjoy this website. and half the stuff on here I already knew about when I was like 10. chill, times have changed.
shannonreneee 11
She's fine, not doing anything wrong. Let her have some fun.
shannonreneee 11
She's fine, not doing anything wrong. Let her have some fun.
soccerguy2 11
125- how is it fine that her friend may have cost op money?
kayladance101 13
i think 125 was talking to 28...
Bill3485 3
so far the only people ive seen that can justify doing this are either illiterate morons, 13 year olds, or a combination of those two. awesome.
PrincessesCrown 17
83 the age to have a FML is 13
C6Racer 0
My thoughts exactly, 201.
fury1031 10
You stupid bitch, it is NOT fine. It is a mean and stupid thing to do.
kelseythompson 27
calling someone a stupid bitch is a mean thing to do too ya hypocrite
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Sounds like you need to upgrade to unlimited texting!
tesuan 0
Or less crappy friends...
SnowFlakeInAK 7
true,true... that would be a good option as well.
overthelimit 3
maybe op cant afford unlimited?
Evy359 0
There are still plans that bill incoming text?
hiyourcute 0
maybe op can't afford less crappy friends?
niinjablast 0
83- this may be a repeat(i'm on my iPod) but it's fine for 13 yr olds to be in here. most the stuff on this site I've known bout since I was like 10. chill, times have changed.
Rawr100 0
OR Pirelli's miracle elixir
Mewzakuro240 0
It's Pirelli's miracle elixer, that's what did the trick sir, true sir true!!!
beckymu 4
good friend you have there...
jbluebird923 0
haha yeah this fml sounds like something I would do to my best friend xD only cause she's such a penny pencher (-_-)
ciarafox9 9
don't reply? or does it cost u to receive them?
SnowFlakeInAK 7
6- it can cost upwards of .35 per text. incoming and outgoing. Which is why unlimited texting is the smarter, more economical way to go.
jess2gd4u 0
that is dumb. why should you have to pay to receive texts. that's one of the stupidest things I've heard. what money hungry f$&@s.
nate_msm 0
agreed I don't think any provider in the uk makes you pay to receive a text
stilldrunk88 6
Networks can see this but in most parts of the world you don't pay to receive texts only to send them. I would imagine networks who charge to receive don't care if you read it or not, only if you receive it.
Joseph9 4
:o I think someone needs a chill pill..
denbeste 3
Only in america do you pay to recieve sms... probably because it is the will of "god" or "jesus" and that science fiction book "the (un)holy bible".. religion is stupid. enough said.
derecteevee 1
what does texting have to do with religion? take some adderal n stay on topic
every1luvsvag 10
120- Shut up and burn in hell. Anyhow, Mr. Boners, you win.
AbsOluteLAD 0
What ******* country or person pays to receive a ******* txt msg,that's just ******* stupid. from the whole of Australia.
devileyekill 0
123 I saw that picture at lakeline mall and took a picture too lol.
Sannekee 18
Wow, I'm happy I live in a normal country. Do you guys pay to receive a phone call as well? **** all your lives! We just pay to call, or text ourselves, never for incoming. (unless where in a foreign country, than we pay for incoming calls as well, but never for incoming texts...)
sunshine233 0
123- I love the pic it made me lol hardcore
lmtlmt 7
I seriously cant believe I'm hearing that you have to pay to receive texts!! LOL I pity all you people from America :/
melibear89 7
win!!
poweys 0
yeah that's what I was thinking. if u don't reply it shouldn't cost u anything?
kbatey 2
it costs send and receive. I work in mobile phones.
jakezanerd 0
in the uk we don't have to pay for incoming texts, just outgoing ones.
Rynk95 11
Wow, that's kinda strange. In my country, we only pay to send messages rather than for both sending and recieving them.
jraxxo 1
that's exactly what i was thinking...
oliveindamiddle 0
hahhaha fyl. it you really wanted to, you could tattle on them to your parents and their parents and make them pay $$$$$ then again no one likes a tattler.. :P
ravedevour 0
obviously she doesn't like OP aleeady
fury1031 10
You are an idiot. There is nothing wrong with OP telling their parents that their stupid bitch of a friend deliberately cost him money. It's because of idiots like you that people think that telling anyone about how someone else is doing something wrong is "tattling" and should be looked down on.
Death_From_Above 0
same thing I was thinking
Wire54321 7
Lol
LauraEll 0
Unlimited texting is fairly cheap now. But that's still pretty inconsiderate of your friend. Their parents probably pay for their phone plans still.
randomreader2315 4
As a joke I think you should gather a group of friends and take turns bashing her brains out as if she were a human piñata. I'm sure she would find it HILARIOUS.
br0itstaylor 0
psycho!
Krajjan 9
Psycho works. Also, who's insane and what defines a psychological condition is kind of based on opinion, don't you think?