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Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24827) - you deserved it (6041)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)

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Sounds like you need to upgrade to unlimited texting!

#4 - On 04/25/2011 at 5:08pm by SnowFlakeInAK

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As a joke I think you should gather a group of friends and take turns bashing her brains out as if she were a human piñata. I'm sure she would find it HILARIOUS.

#18 - On 04/25/2011 at 5:16pm by randomreader2315

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