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Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20330) - you deserved it (2375)

On 04/21/2011 at 4:33am - misc - by gutted (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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I assume by "really close friend" you mean "guy you've been stalking for the past 6 months by writing daily love letters, hanging out outside his house, and stealing his dirty underwear for your own olfactory pleasure".

#18 - On 04/21/2011 at 11:07am by DocBastard

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tight schedule?

#1 - On 04/21/2011 at 9:51am by atlas22

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