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Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML


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On 04/12/2011 at 1:45pm - misc - by scottskidee - United States (Ohio)

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Holy Hell! Are my eyes playing tricks? Is that really Monikabug? (:(:(: Welcome back to the FML world. You were missed.

#32 - On 04/12/2011 at 6:48pm by sourgirl101

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You broke the indicator? Get a new one, they're not that expensive. Maybe you want to try some more driving lessons, or practice balancing on bicycle.

#49 - On 04/12/2011 at 7:53pm by fadingaway

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