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Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19350) - you deserved it (20930)

On 04/12/2011 at 1:45pm - misc - by scottskidee - United States (Ohio)

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Bah, turn signals are cheap. And now you don't have to worry so much about dropping it any more, because it's already been dropped.

Stay safe out there. Oh, and if you haven't taken the Motorcycle Safety Foundation's Basic Rider Course, do so immediately...it's the single best thing you can do to stay alive on the street. I've been riding since Reagan was President and I wish it'd been around back then...might've saved me a few hard knocks early on.

#131 - On 04/13/2011 at 2:55am by Ray_of_midnight

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Holy Hell! Are my eyes playing tricks? Is that really Monikabug? (:(:(: Welcome back to the FML world. You were missed.

#32 - On 04/12/2011 at 6:48pm by sourgirl101

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