Biker

By scottskidee - 12/04/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
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Ray_of_midnight 22

Bah, turn signals are cheap. And now you don't have to worry so much about dropping it any more, because it's already been dropped. Stay safe out there. Oh, and if you haven't taken the Motorcycle Safety Foundation's Basic Rider Course, do so immediately...it's the single best thing you can do to stay alive on the street. I've been riding since Reagan was President and I wish it'd been around back then...might've saved me a few hard knocks early on.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

Motorcycles look dangerous to me. I wouldn't feel comfortable riding something like that. At least you didn't hurt yourself.

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thunderbolt5 0

well that means ur clumbsey

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missfamousstar11 0

umm maybe you should learn how to use it first

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jerkheadguy 1

i bet you've never tripped or slipped right? you bitch

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3DLoli 0

I couldn't understand this god damn FML. Learn to speak English, THEN try to drive a motorcycle. You deserve whatever happened to you. Tool.

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ihaveatightbutt 0

same thing happened to me when i paid $1000 for a prostitute. i also fell off

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green4evr 0

it was never meant to be

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briidontgive_ 0

I beg to differ. He's actually got quite a humor.

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shadow33456 1

if you had tiger blood this wouldn't of happen

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flyboy96 0

At least it wasn't a $20 000 Ducati.

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