Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML

by Ouch / 04/10/2011 at 4:55am / Canada / Miscellaneous

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  • you shouldn't be smoking. :)

    #2 - On 04/10/2011 at 10:09am by qcumberlovar

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  • future note for posting fml's, never ever say you went outside to have a smoke. NEVER. even if you were hit by a bus..

    #5 - On 04/10/2011 at 10:11am by lmaoatall

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