Fart in your hand and sniff it. If that doesn't scare them away, start talking about how you need to take a monster shit but the bathrooms are occupied. Then suggest taking a shit in the vomit bag and make it look like you're about to actually do it.
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Unless the lady has hundreds of toes, that part of the nightmare should end pretty soon. On the other hand, it should take some hours for the cheese to generate sone farts that smell like the innermost circle of Hell.
That's going to be some classic gas.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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