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Today, I am taking a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34993) - you deserved it (2824)

On 03/21/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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Fart in your hand and sniff it. If that doesn't scare them away, start talking about how you need to take a monster shit but the bathrooms are occupied. Then suggest taking a shit in the vomit bag and make it look like you're about to actually do it.

#13 - On 03/21/2011 at 5:50pm by KingDingALing

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You should totally creep them out for doing that. Just stick your hand down your pants and jack off.

#6 - On 03/21/2011 at 5:38pm by Lucie_love

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