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I pressed attending but it said 'friend is an ass, you're not attending'. and it made me not attend

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maybe they just knew that whatever date it was, the event was gonna be shite anyway, like the location it was planned to be at etc. ah well, you'll live OP!

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Green beer? Sorry, buddy, St. Patricks Day has passed already. Midget strippers could work though...since they're half-off. A party isn't a party without KaySL though. Good ol' Kay is where we get all our drugs from. It's like she's a fucking vending machine for drugs.

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Dammit, you caught me. I guess this means the penguin I saw anally violating Rallets on the side of the road wasn't real, either? D:

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Sadly not, it was more like him anally violating a retired pensioner with advanced dementia.

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other way around bro ;D thanx for mentioning me tho :) and its not rape if you yell "surprise!"

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hello? hellooooo? anyone here? i seeeeeeee you!!! yea, just maybe :P meh, busy with life i suppose.. or are you just being sarcastic? meh and whos the pensioner? o_O

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i dont like people.. well people that i dont know and that are all crammed up... friends and family i like

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how is that rude that someone doesnt want to hang out with someone else? theres obviously a reason for everything. are you saying you have never once bailed on someone or told them "no" mr swimmer dude?

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I agree with 70. That does look really fake swimmy. That looks like the cover to a magazine or something, and in your profile description it says that me in the pic, uhh, kinda weird you wanna point that out. Oh and trick just raped you to

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1) Just because you are a "dork" or font know how to dance foes not mean you can't have friends. OP probably is just looking for the wrong type of people. 2) YOU need some help with your spelling.

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I hate people and social events I only hang out with my "friends" to get high and to keep up appearances

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