Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

by thebravelittletoaster / 03/20/2011 at 4:32pm / United Kingdom (Bolton) / Miscellaneous

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  • Looks like you relied heavily on your thesaurus to write this FML. Unless you usually speak using awkward, slightly out-of-context high school vocabulary words.

    #24 - On 03/20/2011 at 7:57pm by jinxthejinx

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  • I guess for next time you will clean out your toaster more often.

    #1 - On 03/20/2011 at 6:33pm by The_grumpy_bear

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