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Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17999) - you deserved it (9208)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:32pm - misc - by thebravelittletoaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Bolton)

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I guess for next time you will clean out your toaster more often.

#1 - On 03/20/2011 at 6:33pm by The_grumpy_bear

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Looks like you relied heavily on your thesaurus to write this FML. Unless you usually speak using awkward, slightly out-of-context high school vocabulary words.

#24 - On 03/20/2011 at 7:57pm by jinxthejinx

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