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Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40209) - you deserved it (2865)

On 03/13/2011 at 8:48am - misc - by randinosaur - United States (Delaware)

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