Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks (61931) - you deserved it (4004)
On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)
nick's life also sucksToday, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Anonymous also deserved itToday, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she…
Man he knows exactly how to mend years of neglect
#1 - On 03/06/2011 at 3:03am by ImKindaABigDeal
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+140 | 6
Poke him back.
#6 - On 03/06/2011 at 3:08am by ktrose
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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