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Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31264) - you deserved it (2064)

On 03/05/2011 at 5:15am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (California)

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I don't think you wanna know.

#1 - On 03/05/2011 at 10:14am by sthrr

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Pussy juice -- she was masturbating in there. She must be a squirter.

#4 - On 03/05/2011 at 10:24am by perdix

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