Gross, Toilet and Health: Eau de toilette

Eau de toilette

By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

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By kentrm - 11/05/2016 02:12 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By thisreallyhappened - 15/05/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

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By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By leanne - 16/12/2020 17:58 - United States - Denver

Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML

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By LennyLemon - 25/08/2016 13:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. FML

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Shared towel

By shitface - 06/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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sthrr 6

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:14

I don't think you wanna know.

perdix 29

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:24

Pussy juice -- she was masturbating in there. She must be a squirter.

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trey9991 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 10:18

it's the oldest trick in the book, the sink does work!

EvilSpirt 5

Sunday 6 March 2011 15:38

Dancin in the *golden* rain....

sesshomarupop 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:47

.....maybeeee..... the sink was 'broken' as in it barely gave out any water? :'D so when she turned on the sink only alittle water came out?

BadKitty13 28

Sunday 6 March 2011 17:32

PEE ! ewww

Arschloch04 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 21:34

Was there a glory hole in there?

Arschloch04 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 21:36

Was there a glory hole in there?

Arschloch04 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 21:40

Was there a glory hole in there?

Arschloch04 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 23:56

Wow, this comment bug is really bad. :/

supremetoast58 0

Monday 7 March 2011 4:25

it's not pee retard

irmalka 0

Monday 7 March 2011 7:39

maybe the sink broke as she was washing her hands?

dynky 3

Monday 7 March 2011 14:41

maybe there was no toilet paper either

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Eau de toilette

Same thing different taste

Bad start to the day

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