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Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told me ran away a few years ago, was actually given to my cousin while I was at a friend's house. My parents didn't want to deal with him anymore and gave him away for free. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25518) - you deserved it (4175)

On 03/04/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Person in Alaska with a Ferret - United States (Alaska)

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You're probably next.....

#3 - On 03/04/2011 at 5:16pm by ROFLBERRYPIE

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Should be

Person in Alaska With No Ferret.

#13 - On 03/04/2011 at 5:29pm by skyeyez9

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