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Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16116) - you deserved it (37576)

On 05/01/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by kam3221 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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