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Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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#5... Sometimes, you really can. Depends on the hair color.

OP: It takes four seconds! Swing your leg up on the sink, wet it and use a bit of soap, shave quick and wipe it down with a wet wash cloth. IT'll hardly put you one minute behind and even if you miss a spot it's better than the whole leg being hairy.

#7 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:22am by GabriLee

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HAHA, I fuck up all the time to when I'm getting ready in a hurry.

#1 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:19am by 24788

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