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Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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On 05/01/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by kam3221 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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HAHA, I fuck up all the time to when I'm getting ready in a hurry.

#1 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:19am by 24788

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Just make sure if he feels you up then he feels the leg you shaved. ;-)

#4 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:19am by Jimboom

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