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Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks (14160) - you totally deserved it (34608)

On 05/01/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by kam3221 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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HAHA, I fuck up all the time to when I'm getting ready in a hurry.

#1 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:19am by 24788

Why would you only shave one leg? Wouldn't you be conscience enough to shave both? Anyways your date shouldn't care about shaven legs. If he does, he has a problem

#70 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:32am by nopeace4me

Hahaha fail.
Lucky for u most guys have a good sense of humor, so it couldn't have been that bad.

#2 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:19am by newguy90

LOL...I've forgotten to shave my thighs once, happens to the best of us...

#3 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:19am by fitbrit89

Just make sure if he feels you up then he feels the leg you shaved. ;-)

#4 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:19am by Jimboom

I love how obsessive girls are about shaving their legs. Unless somebody's inspecting or feeling up your legs, you can't really tell...

#5 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:19am by PTERONOPHOBIA

You can.

#71 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:12pm by n3rdzgotskillz

Oh, that sucks. It's happened to me before. Sooo embarrassing.

#6 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:19am by Rebii

#5... Sometimes, you really can. Depends on the hair color.

OP: It takes four seconds! Swing your leg up on the sink, wet it and use a bit of soap, shave quick and wipe it down with a wet wash cloth. IT'll hardly put you one minute behind and even if you miss a spot it's better than the whole leg being hairy.

#7 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:22am by GabriLee

agree with #7. it doesn't even take a minute and is not going to spoil your hair. so what's the problem?

#8 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:27am by 6daysoverdue

haha that sucks but not an FML. cause you could totally do it really quickly and just ask him to wait for a few minutes.

#9 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:28am by DanceRox9008

You should just start using an epilator. Use it couple times a month and you are hair free, no worries.

#10 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:30am by AngelRaven89

agree with #7/8... not really an FML since it's very easily fixable and it's not like your date saw you before you realized it/had the opportunity to fix it. More of just a realization that you're apparently way too easily distracted.

Also, an hour on your hairstyle? Really?

#11 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:33am by palmtrees

hmm...... WAX

#12 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:35am by justdance45

I hope you have an electric razor! Or you could've just put on pantyhose, then the hair isn't as noticeable.

#13 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:35am by birds

Concentrate less on your hair. He's not going to give a shit how long it took you to do it.

#14 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:38am by Genephix

That was funny.
But seriously, big deal...just go back and shave it. It's not like you put anything in the kiln yet, there's still time.

#15 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:46am by cindolin

Should just go half yeti half woman. That shit is hot!

#16 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:47am by rukusrazor

ROFL.

#73 - On 02/26/2010 at 10:14pm by youdidwhatnow

"...and then I quickly grabbed my razor and shaved, and everything was okay."

Like, seriously. FYL?

#17 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:49am by SamuraiDeli

ROFLMFAO @ NUMBER 16

#18 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:59am by hopiee

if feel your annoyance. sometimes i shave my legs for a big date and once i get there i realise i missed a big patch on my knee, how on earth do i do that?

#20 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:02am by mel92

hahahaha...that ought to be a new style.

#21 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:06am by KuntUsee69

Here's the real problem here: "running late". You knew you had a big date and deliberately set out to prepare...

...and you were dumb enough to run late? Surely you've scrubbed up before...how could you not know how long you'd need?

YDI.

#22 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:33am by musu

Oh god.. that sucks, nearly happened to me before! lucky I wasn't in a hurry ;)

#23 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:53am by purplestuff

That sucks! Hopefully he didn't notice.

#24 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:00am by Heathersaur

Why not just put on pants?

#25 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:00am by hamburglar

stockings...tights...cavegirl look...

#27 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:34am by Neenertastic

Most guys don't care. I know girls in general are really freaked out about hair on their legs, but out of all the guys out there, how many of you would really hold it against a girl.
If it was me I would have just made a joke about it. It's just not a big deal. Besides it's spring and most girls wear tights under their dresses.
This isn't a FML.

#28 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:35am by thankscupcake

@#22: Dumb enough to run late? It's not possible that she had other obligations, like a job??
#25: She bought a new dress and she wanted to wear it.

To people telling her to shave the other leg real quickly, BAD IDEA. SHe should've just called the date and said she's running late. If he didn't understand, he's probably not worth the date.

#29 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:37am by takemeaway10

thats okay.. dumb people do that.. its normal.. lol

#30 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:49am by nysouby

This isn't an FML unless you were already on your date. Why couldn't you just go shave the other leg or wear stockings or something?

#31 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:06pm by Spiffy

eh. just call him and tell him you're running a little late. if you show up looking splendid...a guy will not care. just make sure it's worth the wait *wink

#32 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:29pm by DizzyDemon0

how hairy are you that this is an actual FML!?
unless your italian then thats where id understand

#33 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:38pm by ohhboyy

ha happened to me before ^_^

#34 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:38pm by Melodyfire

#29 why is it a bad idea telling her to shave her leg quickly? should people tell her to take a luxurious bath and exfoliate her leg for an hour before shaving? It takes like 2 minutes tops to shave a leg....wet a wash cloth and moisten, apply some shaving cream and razor away. Unless youre some Amazonian woman with 5 ft long legs theres no reason why it would take you more than a few minutes to shave one leg.

#33 and hey not all us Italians are hairy! Im a blond Italian with actually almost no leg hair and the hair I do have is all pale blond. Granted not all Italians are this way but not all Italians are super hairy beasts either. Im pretty lucky because I can go over 2 weeks without shaving my legs and not even my boyfriend can tell.

This isnt a FML because its something that could easily be fixed...now if she realized while on the date what had happened then it would be a different story.

#35 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:05pm by SOMAgirl

OH NO!!!!! big deal.

#36 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:10pm by poison29

pahahaha dude she was running late so she had to leave and what if this was the first time she saved her legs in a longgg time lol you could prolly definately tell. and what if theres sex afterwards haha you dont want one hairy leg!

#37 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:16pm by mastershake

@#33: I know it only takes a few minutes. Still, you tend to mess things up when you're rushing. Would you want someone to rush and give you a haircut or trim? I'm no Amazonian, either; I'm black and the hairs on my leg are extremely fine, so they take about a month to fully grow out and it's hard to see unless you get close. STILL, no one could pay me to rush a shaving job.

#38 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:35pm by takemeaway10

lulz @ 17.
and seriously, he is NOT going to give a shit that you spent an hour doing a perfect hair style. seriously, no hairstyle should take a whole hour. damn women are fucking stupid

#39 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:08pm by heyhoe

This is the most worthless FML I've ever read in the history of FMLs.

Who the hell cares??!?????

#40 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:16pm by marycjones

haha. ive done that before.

#41 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:19pm by xjadex

You may have just started a new fashion trend for women around the world. Congrats.

#42 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:25pm by Froppo

HAHAHAHAHAHA xD well its all good if ur not hairy that much but if u look like a monkey then FYL

#43 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:27pm by NeverBAckDown

um so get a wet washcloth, dampen your other leg, & shave it? it would only take a minute...

#44 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:37pm by dg72592

its not like you forgot to shave one armpit or something..

#45 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:49pm by a1mostevi1

i agree with 31. def not an FML.

#46 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:05pm by Merlin_44

OMG YOU HAVE HAIR ON ONE OF YOUR LEGS.

Kids in Nicaragua? Nah, YOUR life if fucked up.
I send you all my best wishes and hope you will survive this tragedy.

#47 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:13pm by Lalalal

lol least you realized it before you left

#48 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:38pm by soozin

xDhahah the more u hurry the slower u go cuz u mess up more

#49 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:10pm by kiko1544463

you guys are so harsh. if she was in a rush, shaving would suck cuz she could cut herself. blood is so sexy obvs...

#50 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:22pm by tiffanee

Lol omg that's horrible. I can't believe you forgot to shave your other leg. Be careful next time!

#51 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:25pm by ILoveJace01

who is this on fml?

#53 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:39pm by Closeeupp22

Well lets hope you don't have dark hair!

#54 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:37pm by the_question_mar

hopefully you shave often enough that it's not that noticeable.
if not. that's just gross.

#55 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:58pm by suxforyou

hahaha I've done this, no worries.

#56 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:56pm by Saralaise

done that haha

#57 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:58pm by crazyjay35

Big deal. Hair is beautiful and natural!

#58 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:29pm by kasha

hahaha i feel like only girls will really understand how awful that feeling is

#59 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:16am by freelife29

This is hawt! I probably wouldn't even notice if one leg was unshaved lol no big deal!

#60 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:59am by Errrkkellayyy

been there. done that.

#61 - On 05/02/2009 at 4:47am by lolwut_fail

Couldn't you just take a few minutes and then shave your other leg, too? I mean, if you're running late as it is, a few more minutes wouldn't kill you, or anyone else for that matter!

#62 - On 05/02/2009 at 6:15am by namhar

YDI for this: "and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle." If you'd spent less time worrying about the hair on your head, you wouldn't have been so rushed that you messed up the hair on your legs.

Protip: Guys aren't particularly picky about fancy hairstyles. That should be much lower on your priority list.

#63 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:55pm by l33tm0nk3y

wow, i would hope you "get in the shower and wash your hair" on the reg anyway, not just to look good for a date.

#64 - On 05/02/2009 at 2:38pm by wood

hahahaa I've done this! Only I shaved the same leg twice and had one hairy ass leg.

#65 - On 05/02/2009 at 3:37pm by 1207

#16 . . . [: lmfao !
#50 . . . no comment

but anyway, unless you leg was REALLY HAIRY, then i wouldn't worry about it.

#66 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:00pm by not_ur_mexican

Seriously... how is that an FML? It's really not that big of a deal. Go back and shave it. Shouldn't take too terribly long. You were already running late anyways.

#67 - On 05/03/2009 at 1:50am by cooorah

Show him your NATURAL side ;)

You'll lower chances of getting stubbly legs too.

#68 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:36pm by noodleless

classic.

#69 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:01am by stephsteph90

lol that happens too me all the time

#72 - On 01/01/2010 at 12:17am by anyapersad

I do that all the time cause my life is so busy lol it's annoying

#74 - On 03/15/2010 at 12:54am by koda446

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