Miscellaneous: Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because...

By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By dajfleasd - 25/07/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

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By I shaved my legs for this - 02/08/2018 01:30

Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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Tree trunks

By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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Bushy

By Mustache - 03/11/2020 14:02 - Austria

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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Lookin' good

By scruffy - 10/05/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML

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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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Friday 1 May 2009 15:19

HAHA, I **** up all the time to when I'm getting ready in a hurry.

Jimboom 11

Friday 1 May 2009 15:19

Just make sure if he feels you up then he feels the leg you shaved. ;-)

Comments

palmtrees 1

Friday 1 May 2009 15:33

agree with #7/8... not really an FML since it's very easily fixable and it's not like your date saw you before you realized it/had the opportunity to fix it. More of just a realization that you're apparently way too easily distracted. Also, an hour on your hairstyle? Really?

justdance45 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:35

hmm...... WAX

birds_fml 7

Friday 1 May 2009 15:35

I hope you have an electric razor! Or you could've just put on pantyhose, then the hair isn't as noticeable.

cindolin 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:46

That was funny. But seriously, big deal...just go back and shave it. It's not like you put anything in the kiln yet, there's still time.

rukusrazor 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:47

Should just go half yeti half woman. That shit is hot!

youdidwhatnow 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:14

ROFL.

SamuraiDeli 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:49

"...and then I quickly grabbed my razor and shaved, and everything was okay." Like, seriously. FYL?

hopiee 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:59

ROFLMFAO @ NUMBER 16

twilax101 0

Friday 1 May 2009 16:00

LOL woww... #whoever-said-it-takes-four-seconds... i thought that too.

mel92_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 16:02

if feel your annoyance. sometimes i shave my legs for a big date and once i get there i realise i missed a big patch on my knee, how on earth do i do that?