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Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12839) - you deserved it (34939)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Play it cool: Be witty and calm about it.

"Yeah, I stalk your Facebook, i even have it bookmarked so you're only a click away. It's a guilty pleasure, more pleasure than guilty."

Use it as a chance to flirt, not just let him think you're creepy. Move his tag to a different spot on the picture(breasts, crotch, heart), and ask why he chose that, to tease him.

Think on yo feet, woman! =) Use it to your advantage.

#9 - On 02/25/2011 at 3:16am by dudeitsdanny

See in context

+71 | 9

this made me LOL:)
he's AWESOMEEE,

#5 - On 02/25/2011 at 3:09am by dirtyblond

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+38 | 4

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