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Today, my therapist told me to write down my secrets in an envelope and symbolically burn them. My secrets included stories of my rampant sex life, drug use, a suicide attempt, and the overpowering hatred I have for my family. I've managed to misplace the envelope somewhere back home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30349) - you deserved it (21243)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Elle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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You should have burned them right after you wrote them.

#4 - On 02/24/2011 at 1:15am by sweet_candy_

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You had me at "rampant sex life"!

#16 - On 02/24/2011 at 2:17am by Enderspeaker

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