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By burnt38392 / Friday 24 December 2010 19:36 / United States
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By  smashgrab  |  0

Sandpaper will remove it, then use some touch up varnish to make the sanded patch blend in with the rest of the desk. Congrats on getting rid of an abusive ex, though!

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  brianjman14  |  22

18 - I was thinking that, too.

23 - That made me laugh, hahaha.

OP - Unless you actually did take a knife to the desk, it'll wash off. You're an idiot. Don't over exaggerate.

By  smashgrab  |  0

Sandpaper will remove it, then use some touch up varnish to make the sanded patch blend in with the rest of the desk. Congrats on getting rid of an abusive ex, though!

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  michalch98  |  4

Also a torch or molotov cocktail. Preferably a flamethrower but if you dont have one make a molotov! Better yet, light some 140 proof Absynthe on fire and torch tbe desk. I would record it upload it to youtube then put the desk in the neighbors yard. I wish you luck!

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