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Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23084) - you deserved it (2107)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)

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not to mention there's a hole in your floor?

#1 - On 02/14/2011 at 10:09am by Adamantoise

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This is one of those FMLs that I really wish I could of seen on video lmfao

#13 - On 02/14/2011 at 11:10am by BWill9014

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