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Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me tampon girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23361) - you deserved it (47661)

On 04/30/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by obeezy (woman) - United States (Washington)

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