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Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me tampon girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24627) - you deserved it (49735)

On 04/30/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by obeezy (woman) - United States (Washington)

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You steal TAMPONS?

#5 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:11pm by Kickinchicken213

See in context

+27 | 3

Lovely. Don't women always carry an extra in those bottomless pits that they call purses?

#11 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:13pm by SVelasquez

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+21

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