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Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me tampon girl. FML


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On 04/30/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by obeezy (woman) - United States (Washington)

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You steal TAMPONS?

#5 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:11pm by Kickinchicken213

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Uh, don't they have tampons or pads at the nurse? Or too ashamed to ask for one? Guess that doesn't matter now.

#6 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:11pm by frootyloopyshin

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