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Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43710) - you deserved it (8899)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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