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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:43 - Isle of Man

Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML

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Hurry up

By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML

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Lesson learned

By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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By fonsui - 02/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

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By Sick - 24/02/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

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Clumsy ass

By minac11 - 26/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

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Madalena_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:18

FAIL . Couldn't you just miss the call & call them back later ?

Tehalon 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:20

Maybe you should sober up before running in the house.

Comments

ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:31

No biggy. Now you can return the small tv and get a bigger one.

Sugoi48 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 6:32

Somebody's a little high-strung...

mrjams96 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 10:04

as much as that sucks, Calm the hell down.

MrHippy 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:31

Haha wow sorry about that! FYL that's horrible! You should have called them back and chewed them out!! LOL

ellysa_fml 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 7:26

FAIL!

boner_93 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:05

sorry, but YDI for putting a coffee table where you could trip on it into a TV. :P

Akber1223 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 11:27

I say ffffake

ShadowzI 0

Monday 1 February 2010 6:41

sounds slightly exagerated. but woulda sucked if terrible incidents happened for a wrong number.

dilqncho 1

Tuesday 1 June 2010 5:06

WHY do you people ALWAYS run to answer the phone?I mean,it's not like you're waiting for the president to call and ask you if he should nuke your country in 10 seconds....