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Today, I rented a 4x4 to take my wife to a secret secluded beach for our anniversary. I got as close as I could to the spot and parked on the beach. After a few romantic hours we returned to find the car half way up the windows with water. I forgot it was king tide. FML

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On 01/20/2011 at 4:11am - misc - by fmljae -

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Tide or no tide, who parks their car SO close to the beach (By that I mean the actual sea) that it gets washed with water? YDI, but at least you got a free wash! always look on the bright side of things.

#1 - On 01/20/2011 at 10:12am by fthku

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Would you say the car is half full or half empty?

Follow these steps:
#1 - Get into the car.
#2 - Back up into the sea.
#3 - Wait for it to be full.
#4 - Drown.
Problem solved.

#7 - On 01/20/2011 at 10:28am by iiCaptain

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