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Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32983) - you deserved it (5662) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Way to deploy the retro-rockets to ensure a soft landing!

#3 - On 01/17/2011 at 2:05pm by perdix

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Since you were demonstrating, did everyone repeat your exact moves? Including the long fart?

#5 - On 01/17/2011 at 2:09pm by Doortje

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