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Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
Way to deploy the retro-rockets to ensure a soft landing!
Since you were demonstrating, did everyone repeat your exact moves? Including the long fart?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015