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Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
I would call the cops on that bitch! Then inform HR/your boss at work, just in case she decides to go psycho on you again in the future.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.