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Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (3830)

On 01/12/2011 at 8:28am - misc - by will3000 -

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I would call the cops on that bitch! Then inform HR/your boss at work, just in case she decides to go psycho on you again in the future.

#5 - On 01/12/2011 at 1:12pm by Ninjafriends

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That is one crazy woman :O FYL!

#1 - On 01/12/2011 at 1:04pm by Doortje

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