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Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML

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You should have triple roundhouse kicked him.

It works on most homeless guys, basically what you do is take 5 steps back so you're about 2 metres away from them.

Then you press right, right, up, circle, triangle, L1, circle, L2.

Good luck!

#29 - On 04/29/2009 at 3:39pm by lol_seriously

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YDI if you actually listened to him

#5 - On 04/29/2009 at 2:07pm by derailed

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