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Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42689) - you deserved it (5020)

On 04/29/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by voltumna (woman) - United States (Maine)

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