Intimacy: Noob to boobs

Noob to boobs

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML

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By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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By Acne_problems - 22/02/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML

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By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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Great expectations

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 08:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By >{%£•¥ - 27/11/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

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wtfCorby 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:03

a zit on her tit? that's pretty gross... that sucks dude

scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:01

oh gross! fyl

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scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:01

oh gross! fyl

Dinner 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 10:25

ew...

Hide_Yo_Kids 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 23:29

that's hot you should've sucked on it till it popped then liked the juices

Football_Man50 1

Monday 6 June 2011 7:25

yeah. they should have a "thats freakin nasy" button

andiecormier 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:42

Ewww your girlfriend has pimples on her boobs??! That's just unusual and gross

ammali 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:03

Well, that sucks for both of you really. Though I have to point out that the last sentence was a little unnecessary. We got it, seriously. Ah, teenagers. :) Don't worry... once you get a bit more, erm, experience, you'll be able to tell the difference between the two.

Saddrew 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:57

It would have been funny if the zit popped when you where messing with it

KingDingALing 9

Tuesday 29 June 2010 6:39

hahahaha then he wouldve said "oh my god! your nipple popped!"

wtfCorby 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:03

a zit on her tit? that's pretty gross... that sucks dude

Victoria2103 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:04

That's pretty sick. Must have been a huge pimple. And way to not pay attention, man.

im4evaonyomind 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:04

that'll kill the mood. EPIC FAIL!!!!!

bridgette5866 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:06

INTERRACIAL PICTURE! Hahahah just had to be obnoxious and point that out. Funny, really. Love it.

LOLYUMAD 0

Monday 12 July 2010 3:30

HAH THEY MAD

ladedum 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:04

ughhhh, oh god. i just gagged a little bit.

GlassJAwkidE 3

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:05

I think I just threw up.... FYL for sure

poolshark 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:05

At least it didn't pop...

redhusk89 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:05

Dude you fail. You should be able to tell the difference. If it aint growing hard you either really suck or that aint a nip. xD

were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:07

that and... all i can think of is ... either that was one GIANT pimple or... if you can't tell the difference between a nipple and a pimple, you're either too young to be touching her there, or she's too young. (or both of you are)