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FML - The follow-up

Today, my dog got out of the house. I was running after him and remembered the old "pretend you're hurt" trick. I got on the ground, and cried out as if I was hurt. My dog just kept running. FML

WalnutGaming Say more :
Hey guys. I did end up finding my dog. For those who said get a treat or meat, my dog would be way down the street by that time. My dog had stopped to "say Hi" to my neighbor and her dog. I used this method because my dog was trained to come to me when I lay down, but something made him run instead. In training meat was put on the ground and I was put on the ground and my dog chose me first over the meat. He is a good dog really, this is his first actual stunt hes pulled. Anyway, just thought it'd be nice to fill you guys in.
By WalnutGaming / Tuesday 22 October 2013 19:20 / United States - Silver Spring
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By  WalnutGaming  |  16

Hey guys. I did end up finding my dog. For those who said get a treat or meat, my dog would be way down the street by that time. My dog had stopped to "say Hi" to my neighbor and her dog. I used this method because my dog was trained to come to me when I lay down, but something made him run instead. In training meat was put on the ground and I was put on the ground and my dog chose me first over the meat. He is a good dog really, this is his first actual stunt hes pulled. Anyway, just thought it'd be nice to fill you guys in.

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  ottokat  |  15

well, actually, dogs can smell real fear/pain. so most likely he could tell you were fine and thought you were just being a weirdo human like always

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  Welshite  |  39

Yes. I yell "wolfhound" when I'm injured. It used to work quite well, but I've been ignored the last few times I've been hurt. I should probably scream "sheeeeeeep!" from now on. I might get better results.

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  zRatio  |  6

Works for my cats...Well if you scream like your hurt....My cat comes up and bites you on the ankle and waits for you to stop whining.

By  westcoastkp  |  13

Free willy! He's free!

By  Wizardo  |  32

There's a reason he/she ran in the first place I don't think it has any remorse for doing so either.

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  griggypop  |  4

Pussies*

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