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Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML
at least he didn't notice. this FML would be way worse if it ended with you saying "he was totally grossed out"
That does-not sound like much fun. You should have licked it clean in front of him, but not before you offered him some (be polite).
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 13 August 2014