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Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15288) - you deserved it (3047)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by klyoung5 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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