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By Embarrassed / Friday 1 October 2010 13:06 / United States
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I lift the front of my shirt and sneeze into it. unless I'm phlegmy, in which case I'd have tissues available

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Sounds revolting. Nothing makes a meal even more melancholy like having a face full of Earth-monkey ass. Not that I would know. Robots don't eat. Thank God. I would find the process dull and tedious, much like anything else one can do in this universe. I'm not bringing you down, am I? Good. I must admit that I marvel at the futility of avoiding sneezing into everyone's food; you know the restaurant staff already polluted it in other ways before they served you, right? Life. Don't talk

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Ortega, you fucking retard, that is NOT what cropdusting means. As someone who trolls IRL by cropdusting crowded areas, I demand you get your definition of cropdusting correct.

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How do you have to "sneeze really bad"... as compared to just "having to sneeze"? Maybe it's just me, but my sneezes are always the same.

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Good thing no one was talking to you to begin with then, now isn't it? talk about futile attempts...

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better to cover with your elbow because if you sneeze into your hand you have germs on your hands which means once you shake hands/greet someone they will contact with the germs resulting them to maybe get sick etc etc

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yeah really! this should be the waitresses fml! "I was working as a waitress one night and I was serving these rich people! I knew they would give me a huge tip so I actedvery nice and gave them everything they wanted. then some guy stuck his head up my ass and mad me apill food all over my customers!!!

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I was thinking the same thing. Since when are asses face leveled at resturants? Oh and btw OP, cover your sneeze. You're spreading germs!

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If it was a mega sneeze he could have collapsed forward as he did it. I like thinking of it that way because it's a much funnier visual. Him just diving nose first into ass.

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