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Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML

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On 01/02/2011 at 11:14pm - misc - by Kristin (woman) - United States (California)

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At least he pooped in the trashcan...

#1 - On 01/03/2011 at 3:07am by takeapieandrun

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sounds like a fun guy

#2 - On 01/03/2011 at 3:07am by Argento1301

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