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Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20438) - you deserved it (1859)

On 01/02/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Florida)

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:O One of my FMLs actually got posted!

And my little brother ended up ripping off a ton of skin because they were so chapped. Like they were a bloody mess for two hours afterwards, and now they look disgusting because they are all swollen and scabby. Thank god I didn't have any major plans or anything.

Still haven't thought of the perfect way to get revenge on him though.

#41 - On 01/03/2011 at 1:25pm by amandathepanda

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Besides the initial pain are you ok? Just get your brother back. He's gotta sleep sometime.

#7 - On 01/03/2011 at 3:23am by tygerarmy

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