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Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
Since the OP is named peacechick, I'm thinking that she and her girlfriend should have stayed in the car and scissored, rubbed Velcro and work the double-ended dildo. That girl-on-girl stuff is so hot, the snowbank would have melted and thanked you for the boner you gave it befiore it disappeared.
Haha, how lame. :-P
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Friday 5 February 2016