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Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8500) - you deserved it (23356)

On 01/02/2011 at 4:36am - misc - by peacechick25 - United States (Alaska)

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Since the OP is named peacechick, I'm thinking that she and her girlfriend should have stayed in the car and scissored, rubbed Velcro and work the double-ended dildo. That girl-on-girl stuff is so hot, the snowbank would have melted and thanked you for the boner you gave it befiore it disappeared.

#16 - On 01/02/2011 at 1:52pm by perdix

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Haha, how lame. :-P
Both your situation and the FML.

#1 - On 01/02/2011 at 1:29pm by scorpions_lover

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