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Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17297) - you deserved it (8142)

On 01/01/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by Moving On - United States (Michigan)

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Whether or not this is an FML kind of depends on your age.

#2 - On 01/01/2011 at 2:01pm by Doortje

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Dad: 3...2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!
OP: Happy new year! I love y...
Mom: GET THE FUCK OUT!

#4 - On 01/01/2011 at 2:09pm by DocBastard

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