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Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28407) - you deserved it (4381)

On 12/22/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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wow with all do respect mom sounds like a dumbass parent

#4 - On 12/23/2010 at 3:09am by oslate

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well...technically u were...technically

#5 - On 12/23/2010 at 3:13am by megajako

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