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Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33364) - you deserved it (4617)

On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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You were creeping on him and discovered him creeping on you? Seems like a fair exchange to me.

#2 - On 11/25/2010 at 2:57am by Vilefire

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only attention whores make their facebook profiles public. ydi

#5 - On 11/25/2010 at 3:00am by hghiPigh

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