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Today, I was at a pet store cuddling an apparently overaggressive chinchilla when it decided to bite me and run out of my hands. It is now nowhere to be found and I have to pay for it. FML


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On 11/18/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by alltimelove -

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Why would you cuddle any animal in a pet store? You don't "cuddle" any animal that has had absolutely no time to bond with you, especially a pet store animal that isn't used to being handled. Chinchillas are rodents, and like most rodents, they need to chew constantly to keep their teeth ground down. It's a natural behavior, not an overly aggressive one. It's your own fault for messing with any animal that has not been conditioned to being handled by humans.

#15 - On 11/18/2010 at 2:01pm by sallen0046

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Dude, that sucks. Chinchillas are expensive.

#3 - On 11/18/2010 at 1:18pm by beccusmaximus

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