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Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by facepalmshroomer (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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How could you not know that mushrooms would last that long? And why on earth would you do ANY drug other than marijuana before a presentation?? c'mon people!

#16 - On 02/08/2009 at 9:27pm by feelslikeanoose

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I guess you were in "high" skool . . .

#3 - On 02/07/2009 at 7:35pm by uncle chachi

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